January 1, 2000 A.D.
As the clock strikes midnight at Constantine's New Year's Eve bash, all Hell breaks loose. Reality falters and
past, present and future collide in the creation of a new world based on
Bernie's beliefs. Little green aliens and laser-wielding Egyptians inhabit this
altered world, and the Green is extremely polluted. Damaged from his exposure
to toxins, he cannot re-enter the Green until Baker and Black Orchid help him.
Eventually, the group realize the source of the change-Bernie himself-and put
the world aright. The experience gives Bernie new priorities, and at 4:45 a.m., he returns home to tell his wife Sara and daughter Nicole of his epiphany.
Finding the lock changed, he opens the door with a credit card and walks
upstairs to see Sara in bed with her new lover, Dave. At gunpoint, Bernie tells
them what happened this evening, but they don't believe a word of it. Bernie
professes his love for Sara and says he wants to come home again, but when she
responds "Fuck you," he turns the gun on himself. Luckily, the chamber is
empty, but Dave beats him up and throws him out.
V2K-Totems: "Y2K Bug"
NOTE: This issue was
excerpted in a promotional pamphlet titled V2K Preview.
2000 A.D.
Alternate Timeline: In another reality, a
cosmic anomaly spreads a cloud of radiation over the Earth that destroys every
male human on the planet with the exception of Superman. Several unsuccessful
attempts to bypass the plague are made before one finally succeeds. Swamp Thing
is among those asked to help find a cure, but even his efforts prove fruitless.
JLA: Created Equal #1:
"Book One-The Fall"
Alternate Timeline: The Time Trapper, a warlord from the future, sets up a temporal fluke field in the timestream to make time travel between 1990 and 2010 virtually impossible. Since the continuum has been weakened by the Crisis on Infinite Earths, the fluke-field bubble enables realities wiped out by the Crisis to exist once more. As a result of the moiré effect rippling across the timestream, Rip Hunter and other time travelers are drawn to this point and cut off from their own eras, on a world where the superhero ideal has gone awry. The metahumans have splintered into eight Houses, each prepared to attack the others. Determined to rid the world of super-powered beings, John Constantine offers to help Batman, the Shadow, Doc Savage and Tarzan oust them all. He then meets with other Houses, promising to assist in their campaigns as well. Constantine helps Hunter escape to 1987, asking him to enlist the aid of his prior self in alerting the superheroes of this bleak future—knowing this will cause the very chain of events leading to this age of Twilight. A war erupts among the Houses, killing many heroes and villains. An army of aliens then invades, hordes of Thanagarians, Green Lanterns and Martians decimating the other Houses. Captain Marvel reveals he's actually J'onn J'onzz, the Martian Manhunter, having taken Marvel's persona to catch Superman by surprise. Superman fights valiantly but is destroyed, leaving the aliens to govern Earth. Batman's forces attack, alongside others Constantine recruited, creating a standoff with the aliens. An army of Qwardian weaponeers, armed by Constantine in exchange for Earth's immunity, suddenly besiege Mars, Rann and Oa, forcing the alien heroes to flee Earth and defend their homes. With only Batman and other non-powered heroes left on Earth, mankind can finally reorganize society free of super-dictatorship, and Constantine can go back to living peacefully with his loving wife—or so he thinks, for in sending Hunter back to manipulate his prior self into causing this chain of events, he infuriated the younger Constantine, who got even by preventing himself from meeting the woman he was fated to marry.
Twilight of the Superheroes [unpublished]
NOTE: Alan Moore—fan-favorite Swamp Thing scribe and creator of John Constantine—proposed this 12-issue miniseries to DC Comics around 1986, but DC opted not to publish it. Despite DC's attempts to remove it from the 'Net, the Twilight proposal has been circulating among fans and is available here and on other sites. These events are included here for posterity, paraphrased from Moore's own words. According to the proposal, John is married to Fever, a character Moore created for the DC series Vigilante. It's interesting to note that this proposal was submitted pre-Hellblazer, and that in it, Moore suggests a spinoff title for John Constantine.
June 2000 A.D.
Plagued by nightmares,
18-year-old Mary Conway decides not to join her boyfriend David and best friend
Catherine at their usual Friday-night hang-out behind the Hollywood sign in Los Angeles. The nightmares, as usual, involve willow trees ripping off her skin. On the
last day of high school before graduation, Mary names a sapling of a laurel
tree (laurus Nobilis) Daphne after the woman who saved herself from
Apollo's lust by becoming a laurel. Catherine picks her up and they head to
Magnificat Preparatory School For Girls. Father Burnell, her Ethics teacher,
urges her to make the most of her life, for God has a purpose for her.
Attending her final fencing class, she grows disoriented by visions of
classmate Dianne transforming into John Constantine. David takes her home,
where she relates visions she's been having lately. She says she's ready to
lose her virginity, and the two make love. The next day, Mary, David and
Catherine park behind the sign to share horror stories and marijuana. Her tale,
about a Louisiana swamp creature eating children, freaks them out. David heads
home to stop his parents from fighting (their usual state), and Catherine fears
she'll be alone when he heads to NYU and Mary goes to Stanford. A few days
later, Mary visits the coffee shop at which Catherine works. Catherine says she's
going to the prom with Parker, a boy both suspect is gay, just so she can get
out of the house. Dave pulls up front, crying. His parents are getting a
divorce, and he isn't taking the news well. The girls console him, and he vows
they'll always be friends. On prom night, the girls get dressed in Mary's room.
Catherine is stunned to see a copy of Tori Amos' rare CD, Y Kant Tori Read?,
but Mary knows not where she got it, as she has few memories from before the
coma. At the prom, Mary goes outside for fresh air and catches Dave and
Catherine kissing. Her pain breaks through to her subconscious mind, freeing
her true self: the elemental spirit of Tefé, chronologically age eleven but in
the physical body of an 18-year-old. She manipulates Catherine's corsage to rip
her apart from the inside, summoning grass to engulf Dave so insects can
consume him.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#1: "In Lieu of Flowers"
NOTE: This issue was excerpted
in a promo pamphlet titled Swamp Thing/Lucifer Preview. Tefé's chronological
age, 11, is derived from her being born in 1989 in series 2, issue #89.
Next, Tefé creates a
double of Mary by manipulating her sex organs to act like a flower's carpel and
stamen.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#6: "Killing Time, Part Three-Destiny Manifest"
Finally, after growing
Mary's double, Tefé slits its throat to make the police think this a triple
homocide. The next day, Abby and Alec read of the incident in Houma's Daily
Courier and know they must act. As the survivors hold funerals for the
teens, Abby flies from Houma to see the Conways.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#1: "In Lieu of Flowers"
Recalling her nightmare
of a man in a trenchcoat killing a duplicate of herself as she awoke from her
coma, Tefé returns to the hospital. There, an old bay tree tells her where to
find the shallow grave in which Constantine buried the real Mary Conway's body.
Entering what is left of the body elementally, she communes with every
remaining cell in the bones and learns that Mary's leukemia had gone into
remission, and that had Constantine not killed her that night, she would have
lived. Inadvertently, Constantine murdered an innocent girl before her time had
come.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#10: "Silk Cut"
Jenny and Donald Conway
welcome Abby into their home, recognizing her from Elysium Lawns. In the
backyard, an exhausted Tefé rests on the grass and is drawn into the Green. Her
animal mind recoils in fear, so an emissary is sent to ease her transition. He
is Knoll, representing the North American Chapter of the Grass, and he reveals
the past she has forgotten. He shows her the burning spirits of the Parliament
of Trees, whom he says imitated human government, grew susceptible to human
shortcomings and went mad with power. Still, their motives were correct, if not
their methods.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#2: "A Tree Falls in the Forest"
Unbeknownst to Tefé, her
subconscious animal mind has reshaped the Green in the image of human cities,
complete with skyscrapers, pea-pod monorails, bridges of vine spanning rivers
of sapwater and moss-encrusted mockeries of men, such as Knoll, throughout. It
is not a natural state for this realm.
Swamp Thing (Series 4)
#2: "Bad Seed, Part Two"
Knoll gives Tefé an
ultimatum: either she is with the Green or against it; conceived as a weapon of
the Green, he says, she must obliterate humanity and reclaim Earth for the
plant kingdom. Her father, he adds, is a traitor to the Green for refusing to
play the role he was assigned, but Tefé can aright the situation. Tefé refuses
to be his pawn, however, angering the grass spirit. Morality, he says, is a
human idea-the fact that she can destory man makes it right, and if she wants
to know about Good and Evil, she should ask the Tree of Knowledge. Taking him
literally, she departs the Green, leaving Knoll incredulous. Abby tells the Conways that her daughter passed away just like theirs, and as they listen in shock, she says
her husband is the Swamp Thing they'd heard about back in Louisiana. She talks
of the Parliament of Trees, the Sprout, Tefé's birth and the near-destruction
of mankind. She explains how she, Alec and Constantine switched Tefé's body for
Mary's three years ago to suppress Tefé's powers and allow the Conways not to
lose Mary to leukemia. When she finishes, Jenny slaps her face, accusing her of
desecrating Mary's memory with lies. Tefé watches as Abby sadly departs, then
digs up Daphne and runs off with the potted plant on a quest for
self-knowledge.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#2: "A Tree Falls in the Forest"
NOTE: Though well-written,
this issue is not without a number of continuity quirks. The Tree of Knowledge
has already been identified as Tuuru, a co-founder of the Parliament of Trees, who
burned along with the rest of the Parliament three years prior. Moreover, that anyone
would think Alec a myth is odd, given his attacks on Gotham City and the Cajun village, his widely publicized gubernatorial campaign and his recent unification
of every mind on Earth. He's a well-documented being at this point. More to the
point, on an Earth populated by hundreds-possibly thousands-of costumed
superheroes, why would someone have a hard time believing in a man made of moss?
This is the same problem that plauges V2K: Totems (see December 31, 1999 entry).
A week later, Tefé
enters a church to speak with Father Burnell, a priest who was close to Mary.
She asks about the Tree of Knowledge, and he quotes a passage from Genesis,
Chapter 3, detailing Adam and Eve's fall after they ate from the tree. He asks
if she believes in God, but she skirts the question, saying her father once
told her a story about meeting Christ. She asks if taking a life is always
wrong, and if the Tree of Knowledge would be able to tell her exactly the right
thing to do if she were a god. If she thinks the answers to her problems can come
from a plant, he replies, she needs a botanist, not a theologian. Setting out
to find one, she ends up at Davis Yard, a branch of the United Pacific
Railroad, to catch a train to Harvard University. When a homeless man tries to
rape her, she peels the epidermis off his arms, then takes his clothes and hops
a train car. Inside is a young lawyer named Michael Krauss and his gay lover,
Christopher, who is dying of AIDS. They are "recreational riders," Yuppies who
like cheap thrills and cheaper vacations. They met when Topher, protesting the
destruction of the rain forests, mistook Michael for a logger and beat him with
a protest sign. Ever since, they've been in love. Now, Michael is bringing him
to die. The train arrives at a mountain pass with a steep drop, but Michael can't
bring himself to push Topher out so Tefé does the deed for him. Eventually, the
train pulls into a diesel fueling station in Washington, D.C., where Michael
thanks her for helping him and gives her his card in case she ever needs help.
Vertigo Secret Files
& Origins-Swamp Thing: "Bitter Fruit"
NOTE: The Christ reference
is to Rick Veitch's highly publicized script for issue #88 of the second
series, rejected for its inclusion of Christ as a comic book character. This
caused quite a stir in the comics industry and resulting in Veitch's and
others' departure from the series. For years, fans have urged DC to make things
right by finally publishing the long-lost tale of Swamp Thing's meeting with
Christ, and this mention marks the first official in-universe recognition of
that missing chapter from Alec's history.
Still seeking the Tree
of Knowledge, Tefé wanders into a park owned by "Safari Sam" Zelevansky, a
former professional game hunter who decided to preserve nature instead of
killing it.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#4: "Killing Time, Part One-The Pride"
The park is located in Los Angeles, California.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#8: "Concrete Jungle, Part Two-Beneath a Crown of Laurel"
A shaven-headed park
ranger nicknamed Pilate nearly shoots Tefé in the head with his Winchester
Model 70 rifle, which he calls Allison. Though attracted to her, his concern is
with a recently escaped lion. Plus, testicular cancer precludes him from having
any sexual partners. In a clearing, they find the half-eaten body of a gazelle.
As a vegetarian, the sight sickens him, but she knows that killer instincts
cannot be curbed. Reaching down to touch the animal's side, she heals its
wounds, and Pilate is stunned as it gallops away―moreso when he sees that
her actions killed several nearby trees, as though one kingdom draws life from another.
He asks what she is but admits he doesn't believe her answer. Used to people
accepting her story at face value, she likes his skepticism. Having been born
in the 70s and grown up in the 80s, he was once "an aimless loser." Like three
generations of his family before him, he joined the Marines and found a purpose
in his life. An A.S.P.C.A. monitor named Ike, a neo-Hippie who frequents the
parks hoping to catch Safari Sam mistreating the animals, shows up intending to
hit the lion with a tranquilizer gun. Pilate chases him off, then tells Tefé
about his tour of duty in Panama in 1989, where he went A.W.O.L. after being ordered
to shoot innocent civilians. Having ruined his life by making his own decision,
he suggests she stop thinking for herself and do whatever the Green asks of
her. They find Ike near a food kiosk, his stomach ripped open. The lion
approaches, and when Pilate hesitates in shooting, Sam shows up to finish the
deed. In fury, Tefé tries to kill the man, but seeing Sam's remorse at Ike's
death, she spares him. Pilate suggests she leave before the police show up,
promising to shut the place down for good. Both have learned that just because
they can kill doesn't mean they should kill. She asks him to take
care of Daphne for her, as the next leg of her journey will be dangerous. He
agrees, giving her his Special Operations dogtags (blank due to the covert
nature of their missions) to remember him.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#4: "Killing Time, Part One-The Pride"
NOTE: Chronologically, issue
#4 occurs before #3. It should be noted that in a framing commentary, Pilate
says he hasn't seen her in six months, but upon their reunion in issue #8, Tefé
says four months have passed.
Tefé signs aboard the
crabbing barge Kelly to learn about the world and her place in it.
Aboard the Kelly, she develops a friendship with the First Mate, Cheryl,
with whom she shares a cabin.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#3: "Kill Your Darlings"
Summer 2000 A.D.
Alternate Timeline: In another reality where
superheroes and meta-humans no longer walk the Earth, spectral visions of Alec,
Animal Man, Morpheus, Death and others attend a funeral for the legendary Jack
Carter.
Planetary #7: "To Be in
England, in the Summertime"
July 2000 A.D.
At his law firm in Washington, D.C., Michael Krauss receives a visit from Special Agent Romero, Area Head
for Counterinsurgency of the D.D.I. (Defense Department Intelligence), who
shows a photo of Tefé. He initially denies knowing her, then admits the truth
but says Tefé had no part in Topher's death. Romero executes him by slitting
his throat, then calls her supervisor to report in. The Director says to follow
the girl and eliminate everyone she knows, but not to harm or confront her. The
Swamp Thing believes his daughter dead, and for now, the director wants it to
stay that way.
Vertigo Secret Files
& Origins-Swamp Thing: "Bitter Fruit"
NOTE: The resurgence of the
D.D.I., Matt Cable's employer, is a surprising development. According to issue
#79, the organization was dissolved in 1988 to keep George Bush Sr.'s name out
of the Iran-Contra scandal, and issue #84 established that all records of its
existence were erased by the government. Apparently, it was re-formed over the
years.
A few weeks after Tefé
leaves Los Angeles, Romero pays Pilate a visit to determine what he knows. Wary
of speaking with a Federal agent, he tells her nothing useful and she leaves
him alone.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#8: "Concrete Jungle, Part Two-Beneath a Crown of Laurel"
Pilate's intuition saves
his life-had he let on that he knew more, Romero would have executed him.
Vertigo Secret Files
& Origins- Swamp Thing: "The D.D.I. Secret Files"
Georgette "Georgie"
Weiss, an angst-ridden 16-year-old groupie for the Hüsker Dü tribute band
Arcane, begins following them around the country, covering all of their shows for
her quarterly fanzine, Arcanium. Her parents, living in Philadelphia, hate this kind of music, and Georgie's decision to run away and follow a band
is partly meant to rebel against them.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#7: "Concrete Jungle, Part One-Flesh and Blood"
mid- to late 2000 A.D.
Senator Culler Strand,
covert director of the D.D.I. (Defense Department Intelligence), joins the U.S. presidential race as an independent candidate for the Progressive Party, running against
Decomcratic nominee Al Gore and Republican candidate George W. Bush.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#8: "Concrete Jungle, Part Two-Beneath a Crown of Laurel"
August 25, 2000 A.D.
Arcane, a Hüsker Dü
tribute band, performs in Los Angels, California.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#7: "Concrete Jungle, Part One-Flesh and Blood"
August 28, 2000 A.D.
Arcane, a Hüsker Dü
tribute band, performs in Seattle, Washington.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#7: "Concrete Jungle, Part One-Flesh and Blood"
September 1, 2000 A.D.
Arcane, a Hüsker Dü
tribute band, performs in Cleveland, Ohio.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#7: "Concrete Jungle, Part One-Flesh and Blood"
September 4, 2000 A.D.
Arcane, a Hüsker Dü
tribute band, performs in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#7: "Concrete Jungle, Part One-Flesh and Blood"
September 5, 2000 A.D.
Arcane, a Hüsker Dü
tribute band, performs in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#7: "Concrete Jungle, Part One-Flesh and Blood"
September 8, 2000 A.D.
Arcane, a Hüsker Dü
tribute band, performs in Richmond, Virginia.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#7: "Concrete Jungle, Part One-Flesh and Blood"
September 13, 2000 A.D.
Arcane, a Hüsker Dü
tribute band, performs in Wheaton, Maryland.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#7: "Concrete Jungle, Part One-Flesh and Blood"
September 16, 2000 A.D.
Arcane, a Hüsker Dü
tribute band, performs in New London, Connecticut.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#7: "Concrete Jungle, Part One-Flesh and Blood"
September 20, 2000 A.D.
Arcane, a Hüsker Dü
tribute band, performs in Springfield, Massachusettes.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#7: "Concrete Jungle, Part One-Flesh and Blood"
late Setpember 2000 A.D.
Four months into her
tour aboard the Kelly, Tefé watches the sea from the deck of the crabbing
barge. A crewman named Larry, a would-be writer, has cast her in his novel, Tempest
Redux, but can't find a way to finish the book. Inspired by the bad
weather, he decides the key to finishing is to become the storm. He spends a
few hours mulling over the plot, then decides to put it into effect. Second
Mate Hank says the Coast Guard is reporting swells up to twenty feet off the Aleutians, causing havoc for the Skipper in the wheelhouse. As they prepare for the storm, First
Mate Cheryl urges her father, the Skipper, to head for the mainland. He is
unwilling to give up a successful catch, however. Frustrated, she heads back to
her cabin to talk to Tefé. Just as she resents her father's refusal to listen
to her, Tefé resents Hank's refusal to accept her as his equal. Cheryl asks if
Tefé would ever do anything to change her life if it meant alienating her
parents, and Tefé says sometimes it's necessary to take control of one's life.
Cheryl passes a note under Hank's door saying she's pregnant with his baby, but
Larry intercepts it. He visits Tefé, saying he's tried to make her character
work but that she's too one-dimensional; sometimes, he laments, a writer must
cut out that which he loves most. With that, he pulls out a knife and stabs her
in the back. Cleansing his bloody hands in the rain, he gives the note to the
Skipper, who heads off in fury to find his daughter. The Skipper finds Tefé's
body and arrests Hank for murder, ordering Larry to prepare a noose. As Hank dies
of strangulation, the Skipper shows Cheryl the note and says she'll get an
abortion once they return to land. Furious, she accuses him of killing Tefé and
forces him at gunpoint to jump to his death. Fraught with guilt, she turns the
gun on herself. Tefé intervenes, but Larry shoots Cheryl, reminding her that in
stories of man vs. nature, nature always wins. Tefé grows monstrous ams and
tosses him into a bin full of hungry crabs. She tries to save Cheryl's life,
but her injuries are too far gone, and she and her unborn baby both die, leaving
Tefé alone on the storm-tossed barge.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#3: "Kill Your Darlings"
The storm decimates the Kelly.
Tefé eventually wakes up alone on the twisted deck of the barge.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#4: "Killing Time, Part One-The Pride"
The Kelly washes
up on the shore of Alaska, near the Tongass National Forest.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#5: "Killing Time, Part Two-Burning Down the House"
Tefé makes her way to
dry land and collapses unconscious. Pilate's dogtags are no longer around her
neck. An Inuit named Barnabas Tookoome finds her lying unconscious on the
beach.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#4: "Killing Time, Part One-The Pride"
Recalling stories his
gransfather told him of how the dead live beneath the sea, Barnabas wonders if
Tefé escaped that underwater world. He deems her the most beautiful thing he's
ever seen.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#5: "Killing Time, Part Two-Burning Down the House"
Barnabas carries Tefé to
his cabin. He finds the dogtags and pockets them for sake-keeping.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#4: "Killing Time, Part One-The Pride"
The U.S. Department of
Agriculture, Office of Risk Management, gets downsized, and most of the agents
are fired. Those dismissed leave their plants with Todd Ritondaro, one of the
few remaining agents, who earned the nickname "Agent Orange" for his ability to
kill any plant placed in his care.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#6: "Killing Time, Part Three-Destiny Manifest"
Awakening from a
nightmare of fire in which her next decision spells life or death for others, Tefé
finds Barnabas watching her, holding Pilate's dogtags. His face is half-disfigured
from burns. No one else survived the crash and he hasn't called anyone since
she carries no identification. Having watched her wounds heal before his eyes,
he believes her to be Okpik the Snowy Owl, the Spirit of Nature, his grandfather
(an Angakok shaman) told him about when he was a boy. She thanks him and
prepares to leave, but he begs her to stay; having heard her speak of
elementals in her sleep, he wishes to meet the fire elementals responsible for
his scars, but she says there are no such beings. Using her power, she restores
his face to normalcy, but he makes her un-do the change, saying this is who he
is. A radio broadcasts a mayday call from Danny, Fire Boss of Tanker 31. A
major blowout in Sector M of the Tongass National Forest has cut off their
escape route, trapping them in the fire. A chopper, the Rain Dear,
rushes to rescue the firefighters, but Danny and his partner Randy burn to
death. Barnabas used to work with Danny and mourns their deaths. Tefé runs to
save the trees but enters a metaphorical village burning within the Green. She
meets Sitka, a tree spirit, who says she's considered a heretic here in the Old
Country. Another spirit, Hemlock, represents a nearby tree over 500 years old. According
to Hemlock, Ikkumaâluk-the Spirit of Fire-has gone wild due to mankind's presence
in the forest. Thinking him the Tree of Knowledge, she borrows the dead firemen's
flesh and tries to protect the grove. However, when a tanker plane spots a
family of campers two sectors south, Barnabas tells her to start a backfire to
draw the fire away from them. Torn between saving trees or humans, she turns to
Hemlock, who says she must follow her heart and live with her choice. Igniting
a branch, she sets Hemlock afire, unleasing Ikkumaâluk. The dragon of Inuit
myth burns the Green village, sending many inhabitants to the immortal
collective. Once the campers are safe, she puts the fire out, but Hemlock is
dead. Sitka and other spirits are furious, vowing to destroy her after rebuilding
the Old Country. Barnabas asks if she saw any fire elementals, but she is too
distraught to talk. They drive to the ridgeline to rescue the campers. At first
Tefé is kind to the family of three, but when she learns their carelessness
caused the fire, she forces them all into the car at gunpoint.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#5: "Killing Time, Part Two-Burning Down the House"
NOTE: Tefé tells Barnabas
there are no fire elementals, but issue #170 reveals otherwise, as she well knows.
She could also have taken him to see Firestorm the Nuclear Man, who had once
embodied a fire elemental before it abandoned its role on earth in the series Extreme
Justice. Granted, she might not know about Firestorm, but her experiences
in Mark Millar's Swmp Thing run did, at least, show her that fire
elementals exist. That Tefé would lie to the man who just saved her life is an
indication of her disturbed nature.
Writing her father a
letter explaining her actions, Tefé sees a flower stand and tells Barnabas to
pull over. Harrassing the owner for killing so many flowers, she expels a
hundred pounds of pollen, nearly asphyxiating the man. Driving silently,
Barnabas is disturbed by such violence. They stop at Harvey's Hamburgers to feed
the hostages. Barnabas tries to reason with her, humbly deferring when she
reminds him she's a god whose actions are beyond his comprehension. That night,
she apologizes and asks about his family. His mother died when he was born, he
says, his father a few years back. He tries to kiss her, but she resists,
saying their work will be done in the morning. Meanwhile, two agents at the
U.S. Department of Agriculture's Office of Risk Management, Molly Hayes Kilroy
and Todd Ritondaro, view a tape of the flower stand incident, recorded by a
Canadian Mountie traffic camera. Kilroy wants to investigate, but Ritondaro is
wary, citing department policy of turning all superhuman-related cases over to
the D.D.I. Despite his disdain for violence, he agrees to join her.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#6: "Killing Time, Part Three-Destiny Manifest"
To cover themselves
while on their mission, Agents Kilroy and Ritondaro tell their boss, Pollack,
that they're investigating grain silo safety.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#16: "Red Harvest, Part Six-Woman in Green"
Back in Houma, Abby returns to the swamp after a day shopping for supplies. Alec has rebuilt their
old home, and they have resumed their marriage. Kudzu, a Samurai assassin for
the Green, tries to abduct Abby. Alec throws him across the room, taking Kudzu
aback; he'd not sensed the elemental's presence, for Alec has severed his
connection to the Green. This leaves him susceptible to attack, however, and
Kudzu cuts him with his saber, wounding his shoulder. Kudzu demands to know
where Tefé is, leaving unsatisfied when Abby says she has died. Meanwhile, Tefé
lets the campers out of the car and walks them into the desert. There, she
gives the father, Wyatt, a choice of who shall die: his wife or his daughter. Ignoring
his wife's plea to choose her, he chooses his child instead. Seeing a parallel
to how her own father put Abby's needs abover hers, Tefé fires into the air to
scare them, then leaves them unharmed, telling Barnabas killing isn't the only
way to hurt someone. Horrified at his choice, the wife wants nothing more to do
with him. Driving away, Tefé wonders if she's a bad person and whether she
should destroy the human race or save them from the Green. One thing she knows
for sure as she rips up the letter: no one will make her decisions for her
again.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#6: "Killing Time, Part Three-Destiny Manifest"
Romero writes a
memorandum to the D.D.I.'s director in regard to Operation: Loose Ends. Her
report provides surveillance photos and personal information regarding Tefé
Holland and "those subjects with whom she has come in contact and possibly
shared sensitive information about herself with during the last several
months." Romero recommends the "expeditious cessation of all witnesses" and
requests all further correspondence be done via secure landlines and/or
encrypted digital channels, as she hates typing. Among the clutter on Romero's
desk are notes on Sunderland Corp. and the Conclave, a file marked
"Dudleyville" and a CD of the Hüsker Dü tribute band Arcane.
Vertigo Secret Files
& Origins- Swamp Thing: "The D.D.I. Secret Files"
NOTE: Romero's calendar
reads August 16th, but since that doesn't mesh with other story details, I am ignoring
that date and assuming she's behind in updating her calendar.
Tefé considers calling
on Michael Krauss in Washington, D.C., unaware of his recent death, but changes
plans when she sees a flier advertising the Hüsker Dü tribute band Arcane, next
scheduled to play New York on September 24th. In Blaine, Washington, a few
miles south of the Canadian border, Agents Kilroy and Ritondaro follow her trail.
Wyatt flags them down, asking for help and telling of his family's kidnapping.
From his description, they know he's encountered Tefé Holland.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#7: "Concrete Jungle, Part One-Flesh and Blood"
September 24, 2000 A.D.
Tefé and Barnabas arrive
in Manhattan. When a man hits on Tefé, Barnabas beats him severely. Tefé
notices this, but doesn't comment. She hopes to find a connection between the
band and her uncle, Anton Arcane, for understanding his evil might increase her
self-knowledge and help her not turn out the same way. Checking several clubs,
they meet a 16-year-old groupie named Georgette "Georgie" Weiss, who says
Arcane is playing that night at Naked Aggression, a club in the meat-packing
district. The editor of the quarterly fanzine Arcanium, she has followed
them across the country for two months and accompanies them to the show. There,
Barnabas asks Tefé if the music bothers her, for an experiment he did in fifth
grade found that plants thrive better with classical music than heavy metal.
She chasties him for experimenting on living things, and when he reminds her of
her own experimentation with the campers, she walks off, offended. Georgie says
her parents hate this music, and that she ran away from home in order to do
what makes her happy. This resonates with Tefé, who persuades a guard to give
her backstage passes. Hanging with the band, she learns that they have no
connection to her uncle; consisting of vocalist Clay Adams, guitarist Junior
Sharp, bassist Brett Oh and drummer Fuckhead, Arcane is named for a Dungeons
and Dragons character Brett used as a kid. They invite the trio to party
with them, but Tefé is ready to leave. Georgie stays behind, despite Barnabas's
concern for her well-being. That night, as they sleep in a stolen van on Astor Place, Georgie shows up battered and bleeding, having been raped by all four band
members. Barnabas stands to confront them, but Tefé takes the lead; storming
into their room at the Hotel Earl, she triples the dosage of cocaine and
heroine in their blood and rips apart their genitals so they can never rape another
woman. When she tells Georgie she should have fought harder, however, the hurt
teen calls her a monster. This causes Tefé to slap her hard, which she
immediately regrets. Furious, the groupie runs off, telling her she's worse
than Arcane.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#7: "Concrete Jungle, Part One-Flesh and Blood"
October 2000 A.D.
Georgie leaves Tefé and
Barnabas a note saying she's heading home to Philadelphia, so they head to Port
Authority to find a bus to that city. However, they get lost and end up in
Grand Central Station. There, Tefé senses Daphne and turns to see Pilate, who
is happy to see her but is uncomfortable with another male presence. To both
men's surprise, she tells them she plans to work alone herein. When someone steals
their stolen van, Pilate wonder if Romero might have impounded it. He tells
them of her visit to his home in L.A., inviting them to stay with him in New York. Reluctantly, Tefé accepts. Ever since Romero's visit, Pilate has been laying low
in New York, living in a crime-scene apartment where a grad student was
bludgeoned to death by a mystery assassin. A marginal wood-fern sits nearby,
starved for water. After Tefé goes to bed, Pilate and Barnabas discuss their
plans. Pilate believes she's what she says she is, and this has him
concerned―depending on which side she chooses when the Green takes over
the planet, they'll need to be there to help her, or to help end her. Uncomfortably,
Barnabas agrees. That night, Tefé dreams of Constantine, Mary Conway and others,
including a human Daphne taking her to the domain of plant dreams. There, she witnesses
the fern's memories of the murder. Waking up, she heads off to find "the one
who smells like burning leaves." Confused, her friends follow. She bursts into
an adjoining apartment to find a middle-aged man smoking a cigar. Coating him
in tobacco leaves, she threatens to smoke him unless he talks; terrified, he
admits he killed the student because his cooking stank. Tefé takes the evidence
to the police, who give her a $10,000 reward for solving the crime. Pilate sees
their van in the impound lot, an indication Romero had nothing to do with it. Unfortunately,
the agent has found them, watching them from behind a newspaper bearing the
headline, "Independent Candidate Strand Leads Bush and Gore in New Poll." Tefé visits
the F. Gordon Foster Hardy Fern Collection and bribes a caretaker to watch over
the victim's fern. With the rest of the money, she sets out with Pilate and
Barnabas, abandoning her search for the Tree of Knowledge to pursue a new
mission.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#8: "Concrete Jungle, Part Two-Beneath a Crown of Laurel"
NOTE: Issue #4 implies Tefé
and Pilate will be separated for six months, but in this issue, Tefé says four
months have passed since their last meeting.
November 7, 2000 A.D.
Kudzu searches
Barnabas's Alaskan cabin. Finding strands of Tefé's hair, he vows to kill her
and avenge the trees of the Old Country. His quarry and her comrades stop at a
diner; they are fiercely loyal to her, but she has no clue what to do next and
fears looking like a fraud. This being Election Day, they discuss who they'd
have voted for had they been able to vote. Barnabas is undecided, while Pilate
staunchly supports independent candidate Culler Strand. The conversation turns
to whether they've seen their fathers cry, and each considers the question.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#9: "Concrete Jungle, Part Three-In the Air, on Land and Sea"
Pilate recounts January 28th, 1986, when he and his father, a retired master gunnery sergeant for the
Marines, snuck onto the Cape Canaveral base to watch the launch of the space
shuttle Challenger. His father was a harsh man who showed his affection
by being even harsher, but 15-year-old Pilate loved him nonetheless. At the
time, Pilate was a space enthusiast, and though his father hoped he'd follow in
his footsteps as a Marine, NASA was an acceptable second choice in his eyes.
Sadly, the Challenger disaster killed not only the seven astronauts
aboard, but also Pilate's dreams of going into space. This day was the closest Pilate
ever came to seeing his father cry.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#9: "Concrete Jungle, Part Three(a)-73 Seconds"
Though Barnabas reveals no
details, he privately recalls a year earlier, shortly after he got out of the
hospital for his burns. His father, a geologist studying the Mount Dedoubt volcano, disapproved of his career as a smoke-jumper, which he attributed to a thrill-seeking
bent. Visiting his father on the job, Barnabas tried to patch up their
relationship but only made things worse when he got defensive over his father's
distant attitude and insulted the man's profession. Striking him on the burnt
side of his face, his father defended his work as more vital than anything
Barnabas could ever accomplish. Barnabas said he was leaving for Nunavut to learn more about his grandfather and his heritage. His father, who'd had to
handle a great deal of anti-Eskimo bias in his career, scoffed at the idea.
This so enraged Barnabas that he grabbed a rock and beat his terrified father
to death, then dropped the body down a fissure to hide the crime. He has
carried guilt over this act ever since.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#9: "Concrete Jungle, Part Three(b)-Nunamignut Uteqihut"
NOTE: The subtitle, in the
language of the Inuit, translates as "They Are Home."
Tefé remembers being four
years old and learning from her father about her role as an elemental. He
explained how humans caused polution, resulting in global warning that damaged
the planet. This, he told her, would some day be her responsibility. As a young
child, she felt pressured by such talks but did not complain. One day, a
father-and-son fishing team interrupted their relaxation, their boat spewing
smoke and flame into the environment. Tired of human selfishness, he tried to
scare the father into thinking about his actions. Wishing only to please her
father, Tefé nearly drowned the young boy in the bayou. Realizing he'd failed
to teach her compassion, her father cried that day, an image that haunted her
still even though most of her childhood was still a blur.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#9: "Concrete Jungle, Part Three(c)-Forget Me Not"
After finishing her
tale, Tefé turns to watch a telelvion news report that Progressive Party
candidate Senator Culler Strand has dropped out of the U.S. presidential race. Insiders claim the campaign was hopelessly derailed after his
daughter Heather, a senior at a private boarding school in Washington, D.C., made a staememt to the press claiming her father was a sociopath out to destroy the
world. Though Strand and his wife, Genevieve Burgdorf-Strand, urge supporters
not to blame their daughter for destroying the election, she receives dozens of
death threats. With renewed purpose, Tefé tells Barnabas and Pilate that their
next stop is a rescue mission in the nation's capitol.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#9: "Concrete Jungle, Part Three-In the Air, on Land and Sea"
NOTE: Culler Strand's wife is spelled "Genvieve" in this issue but "Genevieve" in all future
appearances. For the sake of sensibility and consistency, I am using the latter
spelling.
Wth frontrunner Strand out of the picture, Al Gore and George W. Bush continue to battle it out. However, the election ultimately goes to corrupt Metropolis billionaire Lex Luthor, an independent candidate, who wins the election on a platform of promoting technological progress.
Lex 2000 #1
NOTE: Strand is not mentioned in Lex 2000, nor is Luthor mentioned in Swamp Thing, but both are shown to be running in the 2000 election. In real life, Bush wins the electoin...making many wish Luthor had, indeed, won after all.
Pulling off the New
Jersey Turnpike in a stolen van, Pilate gets lost in Newark. This is the eighth
time he's lost his way, and Barnabas urges Pilate to let him drive. When Tefé
threatens his manhood, he asks a man in a trenchcoat for directions. The man is
John Constantine, who says they're exactly where they're supposed to be.
Stunning Barnabas with news that his father says "hello," Constantine asks Tefé
to get out of the van. She knows who he is and makes it obvious she despises him.
Her parents have asked him to find out if she's really dead, and he's here to
bring her back to the swamp. She tries to strangle him with the tobacco in his
lungs, while he tries to cast an obedience spell on her, but their connection somehow
prevents them from hurting each other. She asks how he turned her into Mary
Conway, which he explains. Unable to forgive her parents for abandoning her,
though, she refuses to go back. Given his own horrible upbrining, he berates
her for being a spoiled brat, saying her parents are two of the most decent
people in the world. He calls her a teenage cliché with no master plan, but she
disagrees―Earth is on the brink of its final war, and she must decide who
wins. He doesn't buy her "Greenpeace angle," saying she's not so much concerned
about the Green but rather afraid of being hurt by "the big, bad human race."
In retaliation, she reveals she saw him kill the real Mary, and that an old bay
tree at the hospital told her where to find the grave. Entering what was left
of the body elementally, she communed with its bone cells to learn that Mary's leukemia
had gone into remission―had he not killed her, she'd still be alive. If
he tells her parents she's alive, she warns, she'll tell them the truth. To
reinforce the threat, she briefly takes on Kit and Astra's faces. As she drives
off in the van, Constantine realizes she's a chip off his old block.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#10: "Silk Cut"
Guilt feelings
eventually get the better of Constantine, who tells Alec and Abby Tefé is still
alive. Alec sets out to try to find her to question her about the deaths of
Mary Conway's friends.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#18: "Last of the Loose Ends"
December 2000 A.D.
Detouring to Boston, Tefé visits the home of a Harvard botany professor, Dr. Geoffrey Curtis. The place
is surrounded by S.W.A.T. teams and curious onlookers. The negotiator on the
scene, a Black man named Wilkes, begs the Captain for more time, but a shot has
been fired and the Captain is about to storm the scene. Tefé wanders past a
line of riflemen itching to fire. One makes a racial joke about Wilkes, calling
him a "Negrotiator," then sees Tefé and orders her to raise her hands. She melts
their faces and hands, warning them not to call for backup or else Daphne will
rip off their skin and consume their innards. The house is decorated for
Christmas, with Curtis kneeling on the floor, a shotgun in his lap. In the
corner is the body of his wife Natalie, a hole in her chest. Realizing she's
not there to arrest him, he says that a week ago, his wife confused harmless poinsettias
with poisonous mistletoe and left the latter in the reach of their daughter
Thomasin's crib. The girl ate several berries and died an excrutiatingly
painful death. Horrified, Curtis shot his wife. He'd always believing plants
existed to make the world a stronger, more beautiful place, but now he realizes
most plants are vicious and selfish. Tefé holds the mistletoe in her hand and
grows more berries on it, then hands it to him to consume. Overcome with grief,
he eats the berries and joins his family in death. Learning a great lesson from
the professor's pain-that plants and humans are not that different-Tefé
departs.
Winter's Edge #3: "Sow
and Ye Shall Reap"
NOTE: Chronologically,
placing this tale is problematic. It would seem, given the Harvard connection,
that this story follows issue #2, but since it's Christmas and issues #1-2
occur in June, that doesn't work. Since she's on her own, it would seem to take
place early in her journey, but again, the Christmas setting precludes such a
placement. Given the cover date of issue #9 (December 2000, the same as the Winter's
Edge special) and the existsnce of snow in that issue, I have set this
story after her talk with Constantine in issue #10. The flow from one issue to
the next is admittedly clunky, but no other placement works.
early to mid-2001 A.D.
The Waverider (Matthew
Ryder) travels back in time from the year 2030 to stop a cruel warlord named
Monarch from dominating the world. He inflicts great evil in the name of great
good. Many of the Waverider's fellow meta-humans unite to stop him, and Alec is
among those who answer the call.
L.E.G.I.O.N. Annual #2:
"2001"
NOTE: An Armageddon 2001
crossover.
Special Agent Romero
visits Georgie Weiss at her home in Philadelphia and shows a photo of Tefé.
Satisfied that the girl knows nothing of Tefé's true nature, Romero lets her
live. When Georgie's father comes home, the agent makes a hasty retreat.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#11: "Red Harvest, Part One-The Virgin Thorn"
Agent Romero eventually changes
her mind, however, and returns to finish the job. Scalping young Georgie, she
defecates in her skull before leaving her for dead.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#17: "Red Harvest, Conclusion-Topiary"
Tefé tries to simulate
gasoline for their car, accidentally causing an explosion. Luckily, Heather
Strand's boarding school. Twin Oaks Academy. is within walking distance.
Lagging behind, Barnabas admits to Pilate that he's no longer sure about Tefé
or her cause; the car incident has only confirmed his wariness. Meanwhile,
17-year-old Heather Strand tells her bodyguard Weymouth, Secret Service Agent One-Nine,
she wants to go out for a smoke. He refuses her request, as she has received
nearly a thousand death threats in under a week. She gets even, taunting him about
having been disgraced for breaking the Service's Vow of Silence during the Ken
Starr hearings against his former employer, President Clinton. He tells her
she's not as smart as she thinks she is, and that the claims she's made about
her father are lies. In response, she says her father molested her when she was
six. Outside, Tefé's team scout the school grounds. Their plan: to create an
emergency situation requiring an evacuation. When Tefé tells Pilate to shoot any
guards in sight, however, he refuses to kill innocent people, forcing her to
find an alternate solution. At the site of Tefé's burning car, Romero watches
as fire personnel extinguish the blaze. She reports that she's lost her prey,
blaming it on the need to eliminate anyone who has come into contact with Tefé,
but the director wants her to continue, determined not to let the Swamp Thing
find out his daughter lives. Ritondaro and Kilroy track Tefé to the NYPD's 12th
Precinct, surprised to learn their killer solved a murder. Since the check was
made out to Barnabas, they decide to find him as well. As they stop to eat at the
Barton Arms Club, Kudzu watches from a nearby building. Back at the school,
Barnabas starts a fire. As Weymouth escorts Heather to safety, Pilate shoots
the earpieces of other agents to keep them from alerting him as to Tefé's
actions. Tefé reanimates the dead of a nearby cemetary to hold the agents at
bay while others carry Heather off into the woods. Tefé drops control of the
corpses, and they fall dead once more, much to the agents' confusion. As she
and her friends load Heather into a waiting car, Romero kills Weymouth and the
other agents to keep them quiet, then calls for cleaners to take care of the
bodies. In the car, Tefé introduces herself to Heather, who punches her hard in
the face.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#11: "Red Harvest, Part One-The Virgin Thorn"
NOTE: Romero's complaint
about having to assassinate all who come in contact with Tefé is odd, given
that she herself suggested such a course of action in the "D.D.I. Secret
Files" feature in the Swamp Thing Secret Files & Origins
special. It should be noted that "weeks" are said to have passed since they got
the reward money in New York (in issue #8), but that figure seems to be an
underestimate and should rightly be "months."
Stabbing Pilate with a
pencil, Heather escapes the car and runs into the woods, screaming. Tefé stops
her with a maze of vines. Outside the maze, Pilate tells Barnabas he's had
enough and plans to leave once Tefé heals his wound. Revealing to Heather her
true nature, Tefé eventually calms the girl down. Back at the school, a team of
D.D.I. cleaners dispose of the reanimated corpses while Romero executes the
Secret Service Agents who witnessed the attack. She tells the director she can
convince the media a radical group murdered the agents and kidnapped Heather.
Curious about Tefé's choice of captive, the director orders Romero to find
Heather Strand. Tefé tells Heather a war between the plant and animal kingdoms
is looming, but she hasn't yet decided which side she's on. She captured
Heather to ask her help in making a decision, for only she can understand Tefé's
situation-they have much in common, including fathers who have tried to destroy
the world. This touches Heather, who considers her own father a monster. Kilroy
and Ritondaro get a hotel room for the evening and, in the morning, discover
their car has been immobilized by a vine growing throughout the axel. Unable to
recall the name of the vine, Kilroy thinks hard for a moment, then remembers:
kudzu. At that moment, the Green assassin of the same name appears behind her,
samurai sword drawn. Tefé's group arrive in Virginia, where she and Heather
discuss the moral dilemna of destroying one kingdom so both won't die. Heather
likens the situation to conjoined twins, citing a recent case in which parents
chose not to separate them even though neither would survive, but the courts
stepped in and separated them anyway. Heather agrees to help Tefé make her
choice, but under one condition: that she, in turn, assassinate Heather's
father. Changing Heather's face to make her unrecognizable, Tefé brings her
back to Barnabas and Pilate in time to hear a radio broadcast mentioning that
Heather's guards were all killed. Assuming this her father's work, Heather
knows her choice to be the right one.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#12: "Red Harvest, Part Two-Stockholm Syndrome"
At a diner called Mr.
Pancakes, Heather tells Tefé's team about her father's plan to use biological
weapons to kill every life on the planet but himself. Pleading with Pilate to
believe her, Tefé appears jealous over Heather's attention to him. Eventually, Tefé
decides they must return to California. Ritondaro fires several rounds at
Kudzu, but the assassin disarms him and urges them to end his search for the Holland girl, for if they interfere in his task, they will die. He vanishes in a puff of
smoke, leaving Ritondaro shaken. Tefé and company reach Eureka, a city in California's Humbolt County. Heather wants to stop for food, but Tefé prefers to wait until
sunset so they can steal a new car as well. At a road block, a police officer
explains that park rangers are investigating the possible death of a "plant
girl." Tefé and Heather get out to talk to a pair of environmentalists named
Lara and Oscar, who believe Earth First and other civil disobedience groups
aren't extreme enough in their approach. Silvana, the dead "plant-girl," joined
their outfit a few weeks before. Still naďve enough to believe in passive
resistance, Silvana staged a tree-sit atop a thousand-year-old coastal recwood,
vowing to stay there until Killian Lumber promised not to cut it down. A week
into her cause, Oscar says, the lodgers killed her, leaving the body at the
tree's base for them to find. To his astonishment, Tefé climbs straight up the
200-foot trunk. Barnabas and Pilate take a walk in the forest to relieve their
bladders. Pilate doesn't believe Heather's story but thinks Strand must have
molested her, as Pilate's uncle did to his sister. Barnabas wonders if they
still have the right to kill him now. Near the top of the redwood, Tefé tries
to commune with the tree but it won't tell her much. A cut branch confirms that
Silvana was murdered... but not by loggers. Meanwhile, Romero visits Mr.
Pancakes and tortures the staff to death. Unable to get much information from
them, she calls her director, who orders her to visit Mary Conway's parents in Los Angeles.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#13: "Red Harvest, Part Three-Carrying Capacity"
Tefé communes with the
redwood, receiving a vision of Silvana's murder but not the killer. Below,
three loggers approach Heather and the environmentalists. Chainsaws blaring,
they plan to cut the tree down. When Oscar refuses to get out of their way, the
loggers threaten to cut through him as well, but Lara pulls a gun on them,
warning them off. Pilate and Barnabas steal a car, disussing whether either of
them have a crush on their female companions. Pilate denies being interested in
Heather but thinks she might have an interest in him, while Barnabas is cut
short in admitting his love for Tefé by gunshots in the distance. Hearing the
same, Tefé rushes down the tree to find loggers and environmentalists embroiled
in a heated debate over causing the extinction of a plant species versus saving
a handful of humans. To give the loggers a new perspective, Tefé rapid-ages
some newly-planted seeds, ensnaring the men in the branches as they grow
hundreds of feet high. Lara asks her to grow millions of trees in the rest of
the forest, holding a gun to Heather's head, but Tefé says she cannot since it's
too much work and only temporary. She threatens to kill Oscar if Lara doesn't
let Heather go, but the radicals are willing to die for their cause. Realizing
her bluff has been called, Tefé agrees to try. Meanwhile, at the Filter
Internet Café, Ritondaro and Kilroy commandeer a customer's computer to look up
the name "Holland" and find out why Kudzu's trying to kill Tefé. Accessing a
CIA database, they read about Alec's transformation into the Swamp Thing and a
file on his 11-year-old daughter. The age discrepency confuses them, but Kilroy
believes theyve found their prey. Back in the forest, Pilate shoots the gun out
of Lara's hand. Barnabas says news crews are on their way and they must leave.
Before they go, Tefé reveals who killed Silvana: the very tree she was climbing.
Realizing she'd save more trees as a martyr than she would as a protester, the
tree refused to bend during the storm, letting its branches holding the
platform snap clean off. The environmentalists are stunned, unable to accept
that nature cares nothing for humanity-not even the "good guys."
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#14: "Red Harvest, Part Four-Fall"
NOTE: Kilroy finds a website
claiming Tefé was seized by the military for observation in 1996, but that
actually occurred in 1997.
Pilate steals a Winnebago
with a "For Sale" on it. As Tefé tends to Daphne, Pilate asks what's wrong
since she's been brooding ever since the logger incident, but Tefé says she's
fine. Worried that Pilate might leave, Heather begs him not to go, and he
assures her he'll stay as long as Tefé needs him. Meanwhile, Kudzu is attached
to the bottom of the trailer. Tefé's group park at the Malibu Beach RV Park,
where Pilate and Barnabas head outside to play some ball while Tefé and Heather
watch the news. A reporter named Brooke interviews Heather's parents about her
abduction; though she has only been gone a week, her father has already gone
back to his normal political career. Heather begins to suspect Tefé is jealous
of her and Pilate and promises not to let a guy come between them, much to
Tefé's relief. Barnabas asks Pilate about the righteousness of their cause,
worried that they're doing the wrong thing. Pilate assures him that if Tefé
ever decides to destroy humanity for the Green, they'll be the ones to stop
her. Kilroy and Ritondaro visit a nursery called Guzman's Green Field to
purchase defoliants, but the strongest the owner has is crabgrass killer.
Kilroy hopes to use it on Kudzu before he can harm Tefé; though she knows the
girl is deadly, she believes Tefé can change. Since Kudzu took her cell phone,
a friend at Landsat tracks the assassin's movements. She wonders what technology
the government used to trap the girl in 1997. At the moment, Romero ponders the
same question as the D.D.I. director explains her own involvement in Tefé's
entrapment five years earlier. To this day, no one knows how Tefé escaped, for
the containment unit was never compromised. Romero arrives at the former home
of Mary Conway, where she bounds Donald and Jenny Conway and begins her
interrogation. At that moment, Kilroy's friend gets a fix on Kudzu in southern California as he spies on Tefé planning her final assault.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#15: "Red Harvest, Part Five-Burning Bushido"
NOTE: Although the evidence
is circumstancial at best, it appears at one point that Tefé is about to tell
Heather she is attracted to her but is interrupted before she can do so.
Romero proceeds to the
CDM Chemical plant on Lithcott, where she plans to trap Tefé in one of
Woodrue's containment units. In the trunk of her car are the Conways, bound,
gagged and naked. Meanwhile, as Tefé's group arrive at the site of Senator
Strand's next speech in L.A., Heather asserts her right to kill her father when
the time comes, so Tefé tells Pilate to take up a back-up position while
Barnabas waits with the car. Pilate wonders if Tefé still retains any of Mary
Conway's personality, but she denies it. He asks what their plans are after
killing Strand, and Tefé says their next stop will be Australia so she can get away from humanity and the Green for a while. At the van, Heather
asks Barnabas why he didn't let Tefé fix his face; he evades the question,
warning that killing her father may not solve her problems, as he knows too
well. Driving to southern California, Ritondaro checks in with his boss,
Pollack, who says he and Kilroy are fired if they're not back at their desks the
next day. Willing to see this through, they decide to stay with their mission.
They also promise not to hurt Tefé, no matter what she does to them. Tefé's
plan goes into action; Heather pours on the sex appeal of her new look as her
father's convoy pulls up outside a building. Pilate, Barnabas and Tefé watch
from their vantage points, but all goes awry when Kudzu shows up and stabs Tefé
with his Samurai sword, causing her to drop her spell over Heather, who reverts
to her normal appearance. Stunned, Heather is helpless as Secret Servoce men
force her into a car. Kudzu is amazed at Tefé's healing powers, as he'd been
told nothing could survive his blades; still, he's confident a beheading will
end her life. A gunshot to his head divert's Kudzu's attention and he turns to ensnare
Barnabas and Pilate in his tentacles. At the CDM Chemical plant, Romero taunts
the Conways, tied naked to chairs. Romero receives a call from the director,
who sends her to retrieve Tefé. Kilroy and Ritondaro save Barnabas and Pilate
from Kudzu; dousing him in defoliant, Kilroy tries to find Tefé but falls to Kudzu's
sword. Ritondaro triggers a booby trap to electrocute the assassin. He
survives, but Tefé grabs his sword and severs his head. As Ritondaro rushes
Kilroy to the hospital, Romero pulls up in a car, tosses Tefé a photo and drives
off, leaving Tefé in shock at the sight of her foster parents in such torture.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#16: "Red Harvest, Part Six-Woman in Green"
NOTE: "A few weeks" are said
to have passed since Tefé tortured the couple who burnt down the forest (in
issue #8), but "months" would appear a more accurate statement.
As the director of the
D.D.I. interrogates Heather, Pilate and Tefé argue over their next move. She
wants to save the Conways, but he believes they must save Heather first. Unable
to agree, they go their own ways, Barnabas siding with Tefé. Nearby, Kilroy
dies at the L.A. Veteran's Hospital. A chaplain tries to comfort Ritondaro, but
he's more concerned by the sight of Pilate stealing his car. As Tefé and
Barnabas arrive at the pesticide factory, the director reminds Heather of the
first time she saw Tefé, many years before: when Tefé was captured by the
military, Heather was a child on the same base and locked eyes with the trapped
elemental. Tefé hated her for being free, the director lies, and never forgot
her face, dropping Heather's disguise in order to betray her. Heather is
stunned, not sure what to believe. Tefé bursts into the factory to find her
parents seated with five pounds of C4 explosive strapped to their genitals. Romero
shows her the containment unit, threatening to kill the Conways unless she
climbs inside. Unable to trust Romero to keep her word, she finally decides to
do the right thing. As the unit closes, Romero shoots Barnabas in his good eye
and gloats to a horrified Tefé that she's been killing everyone close to her
for a year-and-a-half now. Ritondaro bursts into the room and shoots holes in
the containment unit window. Once freed, Tefé kills Romero with a giant
crushing vine, then runs to Barnabas to save his life. Barnabas admits to
having killed his father and tells Tefé she must forgive her father or become
just like him. As he dies in her arms, the D.D.I. director watches from a
remote screen. She tells Heather to record a statement condemning the "terrorists"
who kidnapped her and apologize for her accusations against her father. Heather
refuses, saying her father is evil, but to her horror, the director rips off a
wig, revealing that she is Heather's father, and if she doesn't
cooperate, he'll cut off her breasts and leave her for the dogs. Meanwhile, as
Ritondaro frees the Conways, Tefé runs outside to find her real father waiting
for her.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#17: "Red Harvest, Conclusion-Topiary"
NOTE: Romero tells Tefé
she's been following her for a year-and-a-half, but that figure seems a bit of
a stretch considering that Romero first showed up in July 2000.
Alec tries to talk to Tefé
but she destroys his body and asks Ritondaro to take the Conways to the
hospital while she disposes of Barnabas and Romero. The Conways want to speak
with her, but she declines, putting that phase of her life behind her. She tells
Ritondaro to return Daphne to the Conways, asking his help in destroying Romero's
employers. He balks at the idea of one man taking down the D.D.I., but she
gives him Kudzu's swords to do the job. As he and the Conways leave, Alec grows
a new body, asking about Tefé's involvement in killing Mary Conway's friends.
She is defiant, still angry that he abandoned her. She asks when he reunited
with the spirit of Alec Holland and got back together with Abby, but he is more
interested in talking about her situation. Finally, she asks his help in
getting where she needs to go, then enters the Green to create a new body for
herself from the flesh of the deceased. Realizing how much she reminds him of Constantine, he folllows her to the banks of the Yangtze River in China, where mankind's over-forestation has made it so that nearby farms are often washed
out. She speaks of her quest to find the Tree of Knowledge. He says he has met
entities claiming to be that tree, but none have been particularly wise; he also
says he was wrong to try to wipe out humanity, and to ask her to do such a
thing. She confronts him about brainwashing her and placing her with total
strangers. He says it was done out of love, to protect her, but she dismisses
the idea, saying the only person he's ever loved is Abby. He loves all
humanity, he says, but she accuses him of neglecting his responsibility to
humanity and nature, of being too afraid of making mistakes. To prove her
point, she destroys the dam holding back the river from the village. Growing quite
tall, he alters the water's flow, saving the village. He nearly kills her to
prevent her from murdering more innocents, but when she says she only wanted to
force his hand in saving them, not kill them, he realizes she has grown and
must find her own way. Bidding farewell, he suggests she continue her personal
search. The one true Tree of Knowledge, he says, is rumored to be in Africa. Returning to California, she finds Pilate standing over her, worried about her. When
he heard Heather on the radio, denouncing them as terrorists and apologizing
for lies she spread about her father, he knew they'd been wrong about her and
came back to help his friends. Tefé, admits she was wrong about many things as
well. Their next stop: Africa.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#18: "Last of the Loose Ends"
NOTE: Alec's claim that many
have claimed to be the Tree of Knowledge but that the one true Tree is rumored
to be in Africa does not reconcile with previously established facts. It has
been pretty explicitly stated that Tuuru, co-founder of the Parliament of
Trees, is the Tree of Knowledge, and he burned along with the rest of
his fellow members in Brazil in 1997. In the history of the series, no other
tree has been given that distinction.
mid- to late 2001 A.D.
Tefé and Pilate spend
six months traveling Africa in search of the Tree of Knowledge. Along the way,
they meet and deal with amputee camps in Sierra Leone, civil war in Angola, slavery in Sudan, female genital mutilation in Ethiopia, starvation in Somalia and elephant poachers in Namibia. Wherever they go, animals of every kind recoil
from Tefé in fear. Over time, Tefé grows obsessed with making the world a
better place, and Pilate sees a difference in her as her murderous rage is replaced
with sadness and frustration at her inability to make a real difference.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#19: "Rootless"
late 2001 A.D.
A local magician named
Mtakwishayenu ("Wish") approaches Tefé and Pilate, having been warned of their
arrival by John Constantine. Turning Pilate's rifle into a snake, she says to
go home and take their "White man's burden" with them. Tefé changes her
pigmentation to match Wish's, showing that race is not an issue. This insults
Wish, who refuses to show them where the Tree is; instead, she transports them
to the Kalahari Desert, once home to the Herero tribe. Tefé needs their
permission to seek out the Tree, but the tribe was killed off at the turn of
the 20th century by German colonials. Wish tells Tefé she must speak with the
dead before she can proceed. Tefé enters the Green, hoping to find the spirits
of the Herero. She meets two spirits, who tell her she is unclean and cannot
meet the Tree for her hands are soiled with blood, her heart with guilt. Her
good deeds, they say, have been for purely selfish reasons, to earn redemption.
To become clean, she must make retribution for the lives she has taken by
taking her own life. She considers it, but says she cannot kill herself until
she has found a way to give back as much as she has taken. The Herero ask her
to leave their realm, offering a word for her to remember: "Omumborombanga," or
"Tree." Topside once more, she tells this word to Wish, who is amazed-the
Herero have granted her permission to seek the Tree of Knowledge. To find it,
says Wish, Tefé must look in the first place she should have looked all along:
the swamp.
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#19: "Rootless"
Wish takes Tefé and
Pilate to the Okavango Swamp in Botswana. Pilate considers the question of why
he's followed Tefé around the world and realizes the answer: as in the story
"The Lady and the Tiger," he wants to find out which door she'll open, saving
the planet or destroying it. Suddenly, ape-like beings attack. Wish and Tefé try
to use magic, but the apes overwhelm them, leaving Pilate and Wish unconscious
and carrying Tefé away. She awakens before the Gardener, who serves as a link
between mankind and the animal kingdom, protecting the Tree of Knowledge of
Good and Evil. Tefé tells the Gardener she is here with the Herero's
permission, but the Gardener denies her acces, saying she has guarded the Tree
since millions of years before the Herero. When Tefé reveals who she is,
however, the being changes her mind and tells Tefé the fruit bestows upon those
who eat it visions of the greatest good and greatest evil of which they are
capable. Tefé's first bite propels her forty years into her the future; looking
remarkably like Abby, an older Tefé tells her younger self what will happen in
the coming weeks: with more than a third of Botswana's adults infected with
HIV, Tefé will grow tired of waiting for developed countries to share their
medicines and use her elemental dominion over blood to find a way to destroy
the virus. This will attract the attention of Pestilence, the virus elemental,
who will infect Pilate to protest her attacks upon its kingdom. Unable to save
one life at the cost of thousands, Tefé lets him die, then goes on to eradicate
countless diseases, saving millions of lives. When Alec takes root, she
reconciles with her mother and assumes his place as the planet's guardian.
Returning to reality, Tefé is horrified that she'd let a friend die so she
could become a hero. The Gardener suggests she take another bite, but this
vision is even worse; having been betrayed by Pilate, Tefé decides to end
humanity in the name of the Green. To that end, she alters her appearance to
trick Constantine into impregnating her so she can sire the Antichrist and wipe
out the species to achieve global peace. As this vision ends, the Gardener
tells her the Tree only shows good and evil-she must figure out which is which.
Tefé is transported to Tunisia with Wish, who rescued her and Pilate after the
apes attacked. Tefé considers the lesson she's learned: the power to decide the
world's fate doesn't give her the right to do so, and though she can save
either humanity or the Green, she must work with both to unite them. Rejecting
either vision of the future, she plants the apple in the sand, choosing instead
what's behind "door number three."
Swamp Thing (Series 3)
#20: "Saga"
NOTE: Wish says the Garden
of Eden is a fairy tale. However, as revealed in the second series, she is
incorrect-Eden is the origin of the first Erl-Kings and is located in Africa.
Eden is also the subject of a Hellblazer story arc, beginning in issue
#184.
At some point, Alec
repairs his connection to the Green.
Hellblazer #184: "Third
Worlds, Part One: The Wild Card"
NOTE: This is conjecture,
based on Alec's ability to enter the Green in this issue.
2003 A.D.
Alec and his daughter Tefé
speak, the details of which remains unrecorded.
Swamp Thing (Series 4)
#5: "Bad Seed, Part Five"
NOTE: In issue #5 of the
fourth series (2004), Alec says it has been over a year since he and Tefé last
spoke. Since their last recorded meeting (series 3, issue #18) occurred in
2001, we can assume they met again after that, some time early in 2003.
Cryptozoologist Coleman
Wadsworth investigates an unusual sighting in Georgia but finds only a
fisherman suffering the effects of alcoholo detoxification.
Swamp Thing (Series 4)
#7: "Missing Links, Part One"
NOTE: Coleman Wadsworth is a
tribute to noted cryptozoologist Loren Coleman.
On a mushroom and fungus-covered
planet ruled by the Grey, a fungus spore ejects into the air. Escaping the
planet's atmosphere, the spore travels through space all the way to Earth,
where it descends among the buildings of Gotham City. Landing on Batman, it
enters his bloodstream and begins to grow, altering his body from the inside
out and restructuring it as a fungus-based lifeform.
Batman: Detective
Comics #776: "Spore, Part One"
Quarantining himself for
two days in the Batcave, the Dark Knight works hard to prepare the Nanobat to
restore his form while fighting a loss of clarity accompanying his alteration.
As the spore grows within him, he finishes the Nanobat, which he injects into
his own bloodstream. The microscopic machine plants itself in an artery, where
it sets about the task at hand: destroying the fungus utterly.
Batman: Detective
Comics #777: "Spore, Part Two"
The Grey spore turns
Batman's body into a giant, mindless fungus, filling the Batcave to overflowing
and destroying Wayne Manner in the process. Bursting forth from the ground, it
makes its way to the city and wreaks destructive havoc on the cityscape until
Superman shows up to battle the creature.
Batman: Detective
Comics #778: "Spore, Part Three"
Surveying the damage
caused by the creature, Superman attacks, unaware it's Batman. The battle is
fierce, and Superman is swallowed up by the alien fungus. Before long, the
fungus that was once Batman's body envelopes Gotham, then the United States,
and eventually, the entire planet... and all the while his cowl and cape remain
attached to the spot that was once his head and shoulders.
Batman: Detective
Comics #779: "Spore, Part Four"
As Batman's Grey-altered
body engulfs the planet, the Nanobat reproduces repeatedly until enough units
exist to fight the alien cells. The Nanobats gain the upper hand, destroying
cell upon cell until locating and eliminating the spore that caused the
trouble. The Grey's hold broken, the alien fungus withdraws from the planet,
shrinking in size to release Gotham City and Superman from its grip. As Batman
returns to normal, he stares at Superman in silence, relieved to be himself
again.
Batman: Detective
Comics #780: "Spore, Part Five"
While searching for a being
called the Shadow Dog, John Constantine visits the area of the Brazilian
rainforest once home to the Parliament of Trees. After four years, the empty ground
holds nothing but ash. A contemplative Alec says he has kept the area bare as a
memorial to the brave soles who passed. Constantine strikes a match, which
immediately blows out, reminding him Alec controls the other elements as well. The
mage tells him something is about to disrupt the world, and it's up to him to
fix the problem. Alec grabs him by the throat, annoyed at yet another attempt
to manipulate him. Still, Alec agrees to check out the subtle realms beneath
the Green. In the nearby town of Juliema, Constantine's traveling companion,
Angie Spatchcock, grows tired of waiting for him. Paho Bokhari, a friend of
Constantine, gives Angie a playing card to pass along to him him―a
Joker―then is led away by two thugs to see a gangster known as Seňor
Goterrez. Bokhari sits for a hand of poker with Goterrez and two others, Nuno
and Wells. When the others drop out, Goterrez bets their souls on the next
hand. When Constantine receives the card from Angie, Bokhari switches souls
with the Brit to make it look as if he were trying to escape. This gives
Goterrez false confidence, leaving him stunned when Bokhari wins the game. As
per the rules of the game, Goterrez's assistant Camilo kills his boss and takes
his place, grounding him up so the cards can take his soul. Finally, Bokhari
tells Constantine a dream told him where to find the Shadow Dog: in Eden.
Hellblazer #184: "Third
Worlds, Part One: The Wild Card"
NOTE: Constantine says the
land where the Parliament of Trees once stood has been ash for four years, but Knoll
showed Tefé their still-burning form less than three years before. Perhaps, though
their spirits burned within the Green, their physical manifestation had burnt
away. Another problem, though―the rain forest containing the Parliament of
Trees was destroyed six years ago, in 1997. Surely it didn't burn for two whole
years?
Constantine and Angie fly
to Western Iran's Isfahan Airport, where an associate named Salmi picks them up
and takes them to the feared city of Be'esira. There, on the Iranian border,
lies a place close to the Garden of Eden. Constantine and Angie ascend a rocky
mountain pass, where armed guards take them to an old woman named Ghurdson,
also called the Great Mother. She leads an extremist group, the Binei Gadol,
who believe themselves the descendants of Cain and are awaiting a pardon from
God and an invitation back to Eden. Ghurdson, who harbors ill will toward him
over his theft of an ancient scroll, the Testament of the Nephilim, has
him chained up and tortured by her assistant, Beirti. Constantine asks Angie to
tear out a few hairs from his head and bury them in the Garden of Eden.
Meanwhile, he must face a Trial by Ordeal to prove his innocence. Following his
instructions, Angie sets out to find the Garden. There, an angel wielding a
flaming sword bars her entrance, placed there by God after Adam and Eve were
cast out. Ghurdson visits Constantine in his cell, asking why he has come back.
He explains that he is looking for the name of the un-named beast that left
Eden with them; alas, she knows not its name. At his trial, Beriti accuses Constantine
of seducing her to get the location of the scroll. He denies stealing the
scroll, offering no comment on the seduction, then places his hand in a vat of
boiling water. If he is innocent, the ritual claims, God will protect him from
boiling. Using a meditative technique to convince his hand it's not burning, he
passes the ordeal and is allowed to leave. Once in the desert, however, he
drops the spell. Holding his blistered arm in agony, he tells Angie he burnt
the scroll and ate its ashes because it was too dangerous for anyone to possess.
That night, Alec appears as a cactus-covered Swamp Thing to report that the
Green noticed something enter the world of flesh six days prior, followed by
something smaller two days later. They have come before, Alec says, most
recently in Tasmania 200 years earlier.
Hellblazer #185:
"Third Worlds, Part Two: Ordeal"
Following Alec's tip,
Angie and Constantine travel to Tasmania, where he receives a vision of the
Shadow Dog's last appearance, two centuries past. He also learns its true name:
the Kua I'ipa.
Hellblazer #186:
"Third Worlds, Part Three: The Pit"
Inter-Sect Enterprises, a massive holdings company, uses fear tactics to terrify other corporations into forming mergers and alliances with it. Many succumb to such tactics, handing power over to Inter-Sect. Others, including MetaTech CEO Alan Windsor (formerly of Sunderland Corp.), visit the firm's Sausalito headquarters to suck up to Inter-Sect without having to give up their own advantage.
The Power Company #18: "Hostile Takeover, Part Three—Poison Pill"
May 10, 2003 A.D.
John Constantine turns fifty
years old.
John Constantine,
Hellblazer #63: "Forty"
December 25, 2003 A.D.
Alternate Timeline: On Christmas night, the members of the Justice League separate for the evening to celebrate the holiday season. Green Lantern (John Stewart) and Hawkgirl (Shayera Hol) visit a local bar on Earth, outside of which the Swamp Thing shambles by.
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